An Update to That Last Post
Feb 28th, 2010 by craig
If you haven’t read the last post, you’ll need to before you read this one. You can read it by clicking here.
Ok, we thought we’d heard the last from Shane’s apparent girlfriend, but last night I had the following exchange, from a different number.
xxxxxxx905:
Hey shane this is katie briana’s sister! I need to get her clothes back please quite playing games and text me back!
[I was pleased that katie seemed to use better language than briana]
Me:
Hi katie. As I tried and tried to tell briana last weekend, i’m not shane, i’m craig. I wish I could help you, but i’m really not shane.
xxxxxxx905:
Im sorry but im having hard time believing that because i got your number from someone else! But if this is infact not shane then im sure you know who he is and have his number and i would really appreciate it f you could give it to me!!
Me: [at this point I sent a multi-media message with this picture attached; granted, not a great picture, but it is of me last night. The subject line was “i’m really not shane, i’m craig”]
this is me. i’m 53, I have 6 kids and 6 grandkids, i don’t drive a truck, i drive a bmw. i don’t chill at the mall. sometimes i play guitar, though i’m not much of a singer. if you call me anytime, from any number, i’ll answer it “this is craig” because that is my name.
I haven’t heard back from either Katie or Briana. I probably should have told them that I’ve had the number for about 12 years now, and I’m wishing I had told them that I don’t know Shane either; perhaps I’ll have a chance to later.
Have you met them yet? You should invite them to dinner… LOL..
No, I haven’t met them, really not sure I want to. Katie maybe, but I don’t think I’d want to be in the same room with Briana and her language. I have thought that one day I may just call and see if she ever got her “accessories” back. But I’ll probably just text. Something like “craig here, did you ever find shane and your stuff?”
Oh my oh my, I had the same thing happen to me. In my case he thought I was “Heather” and ignoring his textx on purpose, so to prove to me he was who he said he was, he sent me 3 topless (not pantless..darn) pictures of himself….and he was cute too! I wrote back basically the same type of text you did “umm really this is not Heather, I’m a 48 year old with 2 children about your age.” He was very sweet and apologized profusely, I kinda missed his texts.
Yes, Michelle, I’ve been a little nervous that topless pictures may show up, though in their case it seems more likely that it would be more of a “mooning” type picture.
Funny!
last night around 3:00 a.m. I heard from the first number again….lots of names this time, I now have Shane’s last name and instead of Katie or Briana this time they claimed to be “sarah from lynzies” Sarah wanted to “finish our talk. !! : ) Haha.” and wondered “how are you gonna text lynzie but not text me back!! : )” This morning at 7:30 i sent her a text that I’m still not shane, still craig, and apologizing for not texting back at 3:00 a.m. because I was sound asleep