This is Brilliant
Oct 27th, 2009 by craig
Some folks are offering a pet service specifically to those Christians that believe they’re going to be called directly to heaven in the event of Rapture. For a small fee (around $110.00) the service promises believing Christians that if the Rapture happens, their pets (that have been left behind) will be taken care of. Ok, good idea, but here’s the smart part: the guarantee specifically stipulates that an atheist, a certified atheist, will be the one to take care of your pet. One group actually promises their atheist don’t convert: “Every month or every week the members of this group will have to click on [a] Web site and verify that they have been blaspheming, and they still have not accepted Jesus.”
That’s brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
lolol…
This is hysterical! If I were an animal lover, I might sign up…
What they need to do is offer child care service for parents that don’t think their kids will make it past the rapture. Then the business would boom!
lol! How do I sign up.. I’m thinking I’m a lock to go first.. I have plants that will need to be looked after.
LOLOL… This is wonderful Those darn atheists are so clever, aren’t they?
Jeff – that’s the spirit! Although if the kids are so bad that the parents don’t think the kids are worthy, we may have a hard time convincing anyone to take care of them… 🙂
And anonymous – plants are a great idea! I’m sure we could get the plants taken care of at a discounted rate!
God, I wonder how many people have signed up…???