Good Morning, Godzilla
Sep 3rd, 2008 by craig
On my phone system at the office I have a voicemail program that will email me whenever I recieve a voicemail. Of course, I can call in and listen to my messages on my phone, but the email also has an audio file of the message so I could listen to it on my computer. But what’s really fun is that they use voice recognition to create a text of the voicemail that is also in the email I recieve. Sometimes the text isn’t quite right. I’ve copied some of that text, unedited, below. Can you figure out what was actually said? I’ll list the correct version in the comments section.
Hi Craig, this is Cristina from Barren Genoble
I just jumble my menses computer and print about format
I was going to King Coast and radio shock in the hell lepton
I’m in the Malloy office today
I’m wondering a mostly
I have an eternal plan with this group
so I forgot crumb but hell of none of the marine arrested
Good morning Crai Godzilla
I need to find out when you guys are women
I was calling about your a wide x-ray
really any day they captured
their shifts are over cheating
King Coast is Quarrel Wilson
I was not then open
I’m here for 20 days more and then I will begun
I promises I’m gonna go with you anywhere
to the email that you send Eric Oarse
John spoke with her this morning at some links
I have a quick question about the hostile and complainants plan
I have planned to have nice abs but I don’t have regular abs
Hi Craig, this is Cristina from Barren Genoble
Hi Craig, this is Cristina from Barnes and Noble
I just jumble my menses computer and print about format
I just jumped on my husbands computer and printed that form off
I was going to King Coast and radio shock in the hell lepton
I was going to Kinko’s and Radio Shack and I had a whole list
I’m in the Malloy office today
I’m in the LA office today
I’m wondering a mostly
I’m wondering aimlessly
I have an eternal plan with this group
I’m having a terrible time with this group
so I forgot crumb but hell of none of the marine arrested
Some I’ve heard back from but not one of them are interested
Good morning Crai Godzilla
Good morning, Craig, it’s Sheilah
I need to find out when you guys are women
I need to find out when you guys are leaving
I was calling about your a wide x-ray
I was calling about your, actually, I recieved an email
really any day they captured
really any day is a crap shoot
their shifts are over cheating
their shifts are all rotating
King Coast is Quarrel Wilson
Kinko’s is closed
I was not then open
Other than that I’m open
I’m here for 20 days more and then I will begun
I’m here for a tiny bit more and then I will be gone
I promises I’m gonna go with you anywhere
I promise I’m not gonna go anywhere
to the email that you send Eric Oarse
to the email that you sent in regards to
John spoke with her this morning at some links
John spoke with her this morning at some length
I have a quick question about the hostile and complainants plan
I have a quick question about the hospital confinement plan
I have planned to have nice abs but I don’t have regular abs
I have plenty of life apps [short for applications] but I don’t have regular apps.
Now that was very amusing, I do feel there is a plot in there somewhere for a novel of fiction.
p.s. This was my favorite:
I just jumble my menses computer and print about format
I like that it called you Crai Godzilla ….
These are funny.
Yes, Michelle, I think you’re on to something. There must be quite a story in there.
My favorite may be the group with the eternal plan, or the one wondering when us guys will be women….
I can’t decide on a favorite…